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Emoji is a licensed, qualified Sex Therapist. If it falls into the realm of human sexuality, Emoji has been there and done it, written his thesis about it, or exposed its dark underbelly for a seedy yet glamorous beachside Vice Department. Got problems between the sheets? Ask an emoji on the internet. The Doctor of Love is IN.
Emoji, during the Pandemic I put on a few pounds and it's starting to affect my confidence in the bedroom. My partner says I'm just as sexy as ever and suggested I lose the weight in a responsible manner with exercise and healthy eating. What should I do?
– Biscuits of Tunbridge Wells
Have you considered cheating on your partner or hiring a sex worker?
– Your, Emoji (LOVE PhD)
Emoji, I've fallen HARD for someone EXTREMELY unavailable. I barely have any appetite anymore, in fact it feels like my entire world is falling apart, it's crazy, I feel like I'm on the verge of losing everything and the truth is I wouldn't care if I did. I confessed that I wasn't feeling myself and one of the brothers gave me a herbal preparation, but the fact is, there are moments I could swear Venus herself is compelling me. Shall I try to impress her with my inkhorn or am I simply holding on too tight? HELP!
– Totty Chaser of Airub
Have you considered cheating on your partner or hiring a sex worker?
– Your, Emoji (LOVE PhD)
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